Thursday, September 8, 2016

The Coopersmith Stories


The Coopersmith Stories

-The Time Coop was in the Restaurant Taking a Leak and These Guys Playing that Laser Gun Tag Game Came in Shooting at Each Other

-Most People Whose Last Name Starts with Coop-- Will Probably Have Coop for a Nickname During Some Part of Their Life

-Cooper was my Favorite Farmer to Work For, His Wife Cooked the Best Dinners

-Why High School and College Boys Always Call Each Other by Their Last Names Like They’re on a Fall Guy Episode, Whereas Little Kids and Past 25ers Don’t So Often, Except for in Hierarchical Employment Settings, Crime Activity or When a Guy is Talking to Some Fucker He Knew From High School or College

…and other stories